The Words of Another: Terry Pratchett

'Yes, yes,' said Bethan, sitting down glumly.  'I know you don't.  Rincewind, all the shops have been smashed open.  There was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?'

'Yeah,' said Rincewind, picking up a knife and testing its blade thoughtfully.  'Luters, I expect.'

-- from The Light Fantastic