Today at work I had my first driven-to-drink day. I feel like I've been properly initiated at the new job now. My three-month review is coming up as well so it all just seems appropriate.
But despite the frustration and the drama and the head-shaking and the "Surprise! It's due now!" parts of the day I left the office laughing. And I will carry this over to tomorrow night when I can sit down for that drink or four and just giggle at the fallacy of it all.